We kinda skipped spring here in Germany. Went from 6°C to 27°C in two days. Crazy.
27°C and the cherry trees haven’t even bloomed yet.
After the darkest winter ever we now have had the coldest march in 130 years.
I want spring, I want sun, I want to ride my bike. God, I hope we won’t have a winter like this every year, I’m going to emigrate if that’s the case…
OMG. It’s snowing again. I’m so sick of it. The winter that never ends…
It’s snowing again and supposed to be 15°F tomorrow. I want spring!!!!!!
Taken in Hannover, Germany
How to be German in 20 easy steps
So how German am I?
#1) Put on your house shoes! - No. My visitors don’t have to but I know a lot of people that insist on it.
#2) Eat a long breakfast! - Yeah!! Most important meal of the day. Even though I never eat meat for breakfast ever.
#3) Planning. Preparation. Process. - Definitely. I actually get anxious if I don’t plan things extensively enough. I do lists every day and for everything.
#4) Get some insurances. - True. If I had more money, I’d certainly get many more.
#5) Dress seriously. - True. But I’d rather call it “Dress practically.” :)
#6) Speak German. - Do it! At least it shows a basic level of respect.
#7) Get some more qualifications! - Yeah, that’s me.
#8) Obey the red man! - No, if the road is clear, I go. I don’t think this phenomenon is as prevalent any more than in the past.
#9) Drink Apfelschorle! - But of course! Nothing better.
#10) Eat German food - Totally not agree. I rarely ever eat Wurst and the majority of my friends are vegetarians and don’t have a problem living this lifestyle here.
#11) Eat Sauerkraut - See #10. No popular at all with people I know.
#12) Look for a job! - True.
#13) Learn how to open a bear bottle with anything but a bottle opener - True. It’s a part of becoming an adult here.
#14) Say what you mean. - True and possibly my favourite thing German.
#15) Feel mixed about Berlin. - I think most Germans feel Berlin is a great capital city nowadays, even though it’s broke.
#16) Hate Bavaria - Hate is such a strong word…
#17) Speek freely about sex. - I don’t mind nudity but I don’t really speak freely about sex with everybody.
#18) Love your car. - Definitely! Every Germans gives their car a name and I would too.
#19) Do nothing on sundays. - Doing nothing is underrated.
#20) Watch Tatort. - Hate it! Hate it! Hate it!
Okay, it’s a solid 13/20.
Last saturday 21°C, this saturday it’s snowing. Crazy shit.
That was a hilarious match
Germany is just totally lacking mental strength these days.